Humor = Tragedy + Time
Have you ever had the realisation that dinosaurs doing acrobatics in public places must be performing Jurassic Parkour?

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

goatcorporation:

*wipes diet coke off the blade of my katana*